August 19, 2009
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MARKETDAZEchapterthree
Fancy Frank only has eyes for you.
Market Daze is that magical time of the year when peoples who have historically been enemies, say the cowboys and Indians, can come together in peace. Kind of like Thanksgiving...but waaaaay gayer.
Twist 'n' shout!
Carol thinks she's something else, posing with Mr. Maguire. He's a thespian, known for such modern-day classics as Brad's 20-Hole Weekend.
The Twister game just cracked me up.
Catty and Richard, are you ready........to LIPSYNCH FOR YOUR LIFE!?!
I am, obviously, obsessed with bulldogs.
Speaking of, here's a funny report on Puglsey, the bulldog in custody of my ex, Greg:
puglsey has a new hobby: tanning. he loves to lie in the sun and scootches around the apartment as it makes its way across the floor throughout the day. i keep trying to get some sun screen on him, but he prefers to fry. meanoma here he comes!
he also has a new and amazing vet (he gets ear infection a LOT lately, sigh). the vet has her office decorated like an olde timey western saloon. it's beyond weird, and quite wonderful. he gets picked up by a doggie chauffer. yes. i have become "that guy."
and you know what? i realized that i didn't know if puglsey was 6 or 7 years old!! i think 7 (as on June 5)....but don't remember for sure...do you? i'm a bad dad. but when i was in geneva i went to a costco-esque store and bought him a GIANT bag of rawhide bones to make up for it. he has been gassy ever since.
Paint on those shorts, why don'tcha?
Carol goes to town on that weiner.
Good morning, Vietnam!
Tres dapper.
Look! We must've run into Eric Daly at some point.
You lookin' at MEEEEEE?
Michael regales his "fans" with stories of filth and bitterness, sadness and decay. But in a really funny way.
Awww. Ain't love grand?
Quiche goes in for the kill.
Swayze, good sport and honorary homo that he is, lets Quiche suckle on his teat.
Here they glow in the aftermath.
We haven't seen Sydney in forever. It has been so long that she thought i was Michael Peterfi. She was very excited to show off her newest "assets" -- and by assets, she of course meant fake boobs.
Still more to come......
