Month: May 2009

  • is.there.a.name.for.that?

    Just got an email from a certain women's health practitioner/midwife/childhood friend I’ve recently reconnected with (a begrudging thanks, Facebook) who knows “The Vagina very well” – certainly better than Yours Truly, who makes the embarrassing mistake of mixing up tampons and, um, pads, I guess.

    Anyhoo, she writes:

    So... can I ask you a question?  Is there a name for the gay man that every straight woman wants to get on?  Yeah, ok, it's Adam Lambert that inspires this question.  I NEVER liked Amer. Idol before this, but he... he... he moves me.

    Is there a phrase, or something, to make me feel better? Just curious.  Thanks if you can help.  Sorry if you cannot.

      

    Help her out, peeps!  If there’s not a name for this – and I’m not aware of one – there certainly SHOULD be on, n’est-ce pas?

  • You Could Be the Next Bachelor!

    We'll split that $5K finder's fee three-ways (you, me and the Hat, who sent this to me originally.)

    I'm still working on "The Bachelor" and would appreciate if you would pass this information along.


    Casting is underway for the 14th edition of "The Bachelor" and the search is on for a great guy who is ambitious, charming, successful, good-looking,  ready to settle down, and in his late 20s/early 30s. We are open to all races, religions, ethnicities, etc.  Should you be able to put me in direct contact with our next bachelor, you will receive a $5000 finder's fee.

    To nominate someone:  Send his name, age, occupation, location and a current picture to the following contact information.

    John Perez
    Casting Producer
    "The Bachelor"
    323.297.7127
    john@kasstinginc.com

    By the by, who's your fave? I'll take Sporty Spice.