April 14, 2009
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WHORE-o-scopes
According to this strange email i just got, maybe from Italy, i'm not Taurus the Bull...but Tauro the Tramp!
TAURUS - The Tramp
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships.. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!Well....there are some truths in there, i suppose.
If you wanna know what your alterna whore-o-scope is, tell me your sign, baby.
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Aries. I gots the fire inside...but not the burning ring of fire. The antibiotics worked for that.
@Anatomicsd -
ARIES - The Aggressive
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.
How true is it?
@hipsterhomo - Dead on.
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