February 26, 2009

• wild.kingdom

  Moxie calls up this morning and says, "You're not gonna believe this story..."

  "I like it already!" i tell her.

  An injured raccoon has taken up residence on the porch of her South Loop house, and Moxie can't even open the door without ramming the poor critter, so she called Animal Control and she said she'll keep us posted, and she took some pics, which she'll email to the office.

  Sure enough, we get these shots soon after:

  

  

  Her email reads:

  Anyone want a new pet? He/she is a great guard dog. Very loyal, won't leave your side. A little ferocious and likes to hiss, but looks cute sleeping and when pawing at your door.

  What's sad is that they're going to kill the (vicious) little bugger, aren't they? With this guy and Dawn's skunk-infested ventilation shaft, it's a regular wild kingdom round here.

  • 1:28 pm
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